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Summer is almost over, so don't let it slip away without enjoying some seasonal fun and crafts! Also in this issue, the passing of a President - a tribute to Ronald Reagan.

In this issue, we honor Leslie Crumbly, who will be leaving Nightingale to pursue a position in her field of study, which is physical therapy.

**COMING SOON**

Nightingale Services will soon offer the following products:

  • Pill Dispenser
  • Hidden Key Lock Box
  • GPS for Alzheimer patients

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At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR FALLING ASLEEP AT YOUR DESK

1 "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
2 "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
3 "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
4 "Amen"
5 "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
6 "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
7 "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."
8 "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
9 "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
10 "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."



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