Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary: 8:00 am - OH BOY! Dog food!
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Excerpts from a Cat’s Journal:Day 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. |
Day 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was… Hmmm. Not working according to plan.
Day 771 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He speaks with them regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time….
From The Spirit Newspaper
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